Why BEER is good for you, and others

http://www.sydes.net/jokes/flash/beer.swf
http://www.thestatenislandboys.com/All_da_Crap_is_here/Caroline.swf
THE SENILITY PRAYER:Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference